Citrus Fruit Jokes - 7 Hilarious Citrus Fruit Jokes

Which citrus fruit can actually cut itself?

A lemon, because inside it’s a little emo.

what do you call a rap group based around citrus fruits?

A tribe called zest.

So this guy walked up to me holding a small citrus fruit in his hand...

He said “Nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo ma?”

I said, “Is that a kumquat?”

He said, “Nah, it’s just a little mandarin”

How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?

None.

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I had sex under a citrus fruit tree once.

It was fucking sublime.

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Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex

They get lemon-aids

What do you call a citrus fruit with braids in its hair?

Post Lemone

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