So this guy walked up to me holding a small citrus fruit in his hand...

He said “Nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo ma?”

I said, “Is that a kumquat?”

He said, “Nah, it’s just a little mandarin”

You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits.

They are sublime.

Instead of mistletoe, we should hang up green citrus fruits

so when you stand under them, you’ll feel sublime.

How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?

None.

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I had sex under a citrus fruit tree once.

It was fucking sublime.

TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

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Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex

They get lemon-aids

What do you call a citrus fruit with braids in its hair?

Post Lemone

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Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit?

He got lemon aids.

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