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Honeydew Jokes

Honeydew you love me?

If not, we cantaloupe

A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon

A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon and says

“honey, I love you and I just can’t wait to get married. Let’s just run off to the farmers market and get it done.”

And the melon says, “baby I love you too, but I just cantaloupe”

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when it proposed?

Sorry, I cantaloupe

Why did the Honeydew princess stay and marry Duke Watermelon instead of running off with her true love?

She cantaloupe

Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?

The court said they *cant-eloupe*

My fiancée wants us to skip town and get married, but I think we should harvest our melon crop first

Honeydew you even know watermelon farm entails? We cantaloupe now.

A Watermelon's Proposal

The watermelon asks his girlfriend, "Honeydew you want to get married?"

The girlfriend says, "Oh yes! But we cantaloupe."


This idea was sparked by [this original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14reag/what_did_the_melon_tell_her_boyfriend_when_he/) by /u/eddiesuarez.

Two muskmelons fell deeply in love. One day, the first muskmelon asked, "Honeydew, will you make me the happiest melon in the world and run away with me and get married?" The second muskmelon replied, "I love you and I will marry you, but...

... we cantaloupe."

Marriage is like fruit

Honeydew this, Honeydew that...

There are three melon farmers with different marital statuses.

One has a wife and farms honeydew.


The second has a husband and sells watermelon.


The third cantaloupe.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe unless your honeydew too.

What did one melon say to the other?

"Honeydew love me??"
"Yes! But I... Cantaloupe"

It's Timmy's last day of school...

Timmy brings an apple for Ms. Macintosh, a banana for Mr. Peel, a melon for Coach Honeydew, and so on.

As the years pass by, the only one he really stays in touch with is Mrs. Cox.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One day in Kindergarten Class...

One day in Kindergarten Class, Ms. Johnson decided to teach the children about fruit. She put different fruits into a paper bag and started describing to the kids what fruit she had; the children were then supposed to guess what kind of fruit she had.

To start she reached in and said, "Okay, ...

Some advice to you lovers out there...

They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways.

The Melon mogul's daughter

There once was a rich melon mogul, who had dominated the melon industry for years. There was one small sector he couldn't get a foothold in, though. So he sent his only daughter there to see if she could turn it around. She was young, beautiful and knew how to run a melon operation. When she arrive ...

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