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Repayment Jokes

If you do not keep up repayments to your exorcist...

...your house may be repossessed

A guy died and his three friends all owed him $100 each

1st and 2nd friends both put $100 on his coffin and declared repayment even in death. 3rd guy wrote a check for $300 and took the $200 change.

A man took out a loan to pay for an exorcist...

However he couldn’t make the repayments so the house was repossessed.

Barber Shop

One day at a local barber shop a priest went in to get his hair cut. After he finished he asks the barber how much he owes him for the haircut. The barber politely responds with "For you, it is free of charge. Think of it as my way of giving back to my religion". The priest is very thankful and leav...

A young well dressed blonde woman enters a high end New York City Bank seeking a loan.

The baker she sees checks her references and asks what she plans to use as collateral for the loan, which is only $5000, far less than most clients ask for at his bank.

She offers her Mercedes Benz as collateral. Everything checks out and the banker approves the loan, and the woman thanks him...

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A black man was walking on the beach.....

....when he kicked up a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and began to clean it off. POOF! A genie pops out and says "Thank you so much for releasing me! As repayment to you, I will grant you one wish." The man thought long and hard, and finally decided what to ask for. "I'd like to be white, and s...

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