You don't need to worry about your debts or funds for the next 15 years when you rob a bank.
Either way the robbery goes out.
Music history nerds- What do Wagner’s musical works and his debts have in common?
They both never resolve.
Yes I know this is bad but we’re studying Wagner and the class/professor appreciated it. Carry on with your day.
I have the best debts in the world!
Every single one of them is Outstanding!
The top executives of the Budweiser beer company decide they need a fresh, new marketing initiative. One suggests that the Catholic church, being a well known, global brand just like themselves, would be a suitable sponsorship partner, so they send two of their most persuasive directors to Rome.
They are granted an audience with the Pope and explain that they want a commercial link-up with the Vatican. This would, of course, involve some careful 'product placement'. What they suggest is that the words in the Lord's prayer , 'Give us this day our daily bread', be replaced with, 'Give us this...
A time traveler comes back from the year 2045
I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...
One my Russian wife told me
Doesn't translate perfectly but still pretty funny.
Kid: Dad what would you do if you won a million dollars in the lottery?
Dad: Pay off debts.
Kid: What about the rest?
Dad: They can wait.
Three married businessmen meet for their annual camping trip.
As they see each other only this time of the year, they have a lot to talk about. On their last day in the woods, the men decide to go for a little walk. Suddenly, they hear someone whimper. They follow the noise to a well and with combined efforts, they rescue a little fairy from its ground.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An old man goes to the IRS.
An old man goes to the IRS building to settle his debts, on entering an agent mocked the old man for his age. Out of spite, the old man bet the agent $2000 that he could bite his eye.
The agent took him up, and to his surprise the old man laughs and takes out his glass eye, then bites it. ...
One day an old man wrote a letter to God... [long]
...and he tied the letter to a tree outside a church.
The priest came and took down the letter.
It read "Please God, I'm a poor man, please send me $100,000 so I can pay my debts and live peacefully".
Being a kind priest, he took donations around town for the old man and raised ...