### (P+L)(A+N) = PA+PN+LA+LN

Ha! I just foiled your plan!

In Prison

### ln(x) is hosting a calculus party....

and all the functions are invited. Some of them are radical, at least 1/3 of them are rational, and like all parties, there are a few odd ones talking to their imaginary friends. Amidst all of this revelry, ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.
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### Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

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### Dear Tech Support...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the ﬂower and jewelry applications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 then uninstalled many other val...

### Who is Euler's constant's favorite talk show host?

ln Degeneres

Mathematician: ln(-1)

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### Two military recruiters enter the bathroom

They both have to piss and get into their stalls. The marine recruiter finishes first and starts to walk to the mirror to check his gig line.

As the Navy recruiter finishes and starts washing his hands he turns to the marine and says, "ln the Navy they teach us how to wash our hands. "
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### John is an elementary school teacher,

and in particular enjoys teaching mathematics and crafting. However, one year, his students are rather uninterested in their arithmetic homework. Since John is a dedicated teacher, he decides to come up with a new way to teach his students.

He takes some cubical blocks of wood, and writes va...