The Dalai Lama is working with Peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently…
It’s the Dalai Lamas’ llama dolly.
Whoops, almost forgot to bring my llamas
Alpaca pair
I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.
Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.
He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,
“We’ve been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?”
Equally confused, I replied,
“...
I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.
It's going to be Alpaca-lyptic.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco
Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?
because he isllamaphobic
What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?
Dolly Llamas
A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...
The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football. When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""
South American dad joke.
Son: "I'm going to take the herd of llamas up to the pasture in the mountains."
Mom: "Thats a really far walk, you're gonna get hungry."
Dad: "Dont worry, alpaca lunch for him."
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