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What's some good advice if you're going into the Andes Mountains?

Bring a jacket, it's pretty Chile.

Where would you find the Andes?

On the end of your armies.

What's the worst thing about flying over the Andes?

The in-flight meal.

It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.

That place is Chile.

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I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.

Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"

God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

Wanna get high in the Andes?

Alpaca bowl

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Talking Horse for Sale

A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.


“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.


“I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born i...

A student is preparing for a vet school exam and has left it to the last minute...

With no chance in hell in of passing, he procrastinates by picking a random topic about animals from Wikipedia and starts reading. By the time he's finished (wasting lots of time looking up related articles) it's too late to read about anything else.

In the oral exam the student picks a quest...

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