Where would you find the Andes?

On the end of your armies.

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I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.

That place is Chile.

Wanna get high in the Andes?

Alpaca bowl

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.

Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"

God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

A student is preparing for a vet school exam and has left it to the last minute...

With no chance in hell in of passing, he procrastinates by picking a random topic about animals from Wikipedia and starts reading. By the time he's finished (wasting lots of time looking up related articles) it's too late to read about anything else.

In the oral exam the student picks a quest...

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