What's the worst thing about flying over the Andes?

The in-flight meal.

Where would you find the Andes?

On the end of your armies.

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I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

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Talking Horse for Sale

A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.


“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.


“I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born i...

It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.

That place is Chile.

Wanna get high in the Andes?

Alpaca bowl

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.

Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"

God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

What country does every one called Andy come from?

Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!

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