What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?
Picture This: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live in and around the mouths of Alpacas.
Global Chaos Ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca-lip-tick wasteland.
Stolen from r/dadjokes from u/habsfan1112
My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy...
I call it her Dolly Llama!!!
What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?
Como te llama
What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?
a meteor strikes the earth killing everything and the only surviving life form is a hungry alpaca.
If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world.
It's the alpaca-lips.
Two llamas were preparing to go on a trip, one asked "Did you pack Sunscreen yet?" the other responded with "No, but Alpaca few."
I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm,
next time Alpaca lunch.
What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife?
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...
Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"
What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?
The zombie alpacalypse
A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
The zookeeer at home said, “alpaca lunch”.
What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?
Alpaca 'nother bong
Whoops, almost forgot to bring my llamas
South American dad joke.
Son: "I'm going to take the herd of llamas up to the pasture in the mountains."
Mom: "Thats a really far walk, you're gonna get hungry."
Dad: "Dont worry, alpaca lunch for him."
I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.
It's going to be Alpaca-lyptic.
A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...
The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football. When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""
What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
What did the farmer say when he was invited on a short-notice trip?
A llama went on a trip
But he wanted to bring his brother Carl
Carl was excited and said, "Don't worry about food; alpaca lunch"
A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."
What did the camelid say when I said we were going on vacation?
Alpaca my suitcase
No one is afraid of llama kisses
So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?
Wanna get high in the Andes?
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?
Alpaca ya bags.
I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.
It was just the alpaca lips.