"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.
"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third...
No one is afraid of llama kisses
So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?
Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.
So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston.
What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?
What did the Llama say to his wife when she asked for a divorce?
Fine, guess Alpaca my things.
It’s funny because he was married to an Alpaca.
How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?
They set their a-llamas.
Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said......
Can you make me one with everything?
A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
The Deli Llama.
There is a hero that is a Llama
He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama
Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?
because he isllamaphobic
What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?
You get a zombie alpacalips
Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny.
Yeah, but at least pun intended?
I tried eating a whole llama once.
I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...
The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football. When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?
Alpaca ya bags.
What did the llama said to the other llama?
¿Como se llama?
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
What kind of health insurance does a llama need?
Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
Turns out I had phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet
I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017