What do you call a secret group of llamas

The I-llama-nati

No one is afraid of llama kisses

So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?

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A llama was grazing in a field one day... (long)

... when another llama came over.

"Hello," said the first llama.

"Whatcha doing?" asked the second llama.

"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.

"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third...

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

What did the Llama say to his wife when she asked for a divorce?

Fine, guess Alpaca my things.

It’s funny because he was married to an Alpaca.

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?

THE ALPACALYPSE

Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said......

Can you make me one with everything?

A llama saw it self in the mirror

It was the spitting image

What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama?

Da'light' llama

How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?

They set their a-llamas.

Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny.

Yeah, but at least pun intended?

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

I tried eating a whole llama once.

I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."

What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?

You get a zombie alpacalips

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?

because he isllamaphobic

A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...

The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football.
When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

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An alpaca and a llama walks into a bat...

And they both get bludgeoned to death. Thank you autocorrect for fucking up my joke.

What did the llama said to the other llama?

¿Como se llama?

I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.

Turns out I had phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I found enlightenment after eating slices of a cold garlic sausage made from a breed of South American camelid

all thanks to the deli llama

I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet

I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama

Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

They ordered a drink and had a good time.

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