So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?
A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."
What did the Llama say to his wife when she asked for a divorce?
Fine, guess Alpaca my things.
It’s funny because he was married to an Alpaca.
Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.
So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston.
A llama saw it self in the mirror
It was the spitting image
Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said......
Can you make me one with everything?
What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?
You get a zombie alpacalips
What kind of health insurance does a llama need?
I tried eating a whole llama once.
I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny.
Yeah, but at least pun intended?
Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?
because he isllamaphobic
There is a hero that is a Llama
He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?
Alpaca ya bags.
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
The Deli Llama.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
What did the llama said to the other llama?
¿Como se llama?
How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?
They set their a-llamas.
A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...
The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football. When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""
Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
I found enlightenment after eating slices of a cold garlic sausage made from a breed of South American camelid
all thanks to the deli llama
I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet
I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
Turns out I had phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017