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What do you call a secret group of llamas

The I-llama-nati

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch

What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato?

You get a Yyama!

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What do you call a llama that hoards anything and everything to be prepared?

An all-packa

Never date a llama that has kids

You don’t need the baby llama drama

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?

THE ALPACALYPSE

The Dalai Lama is working with Peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently…

It’s the Dalai Lamas’ llama dolly.

A Rabbit, a Monkey and a Llama walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at them, and goes:" I think you're ALL in the wrong joke."

The rabbit says :"Man this is worse than when I was just a typo."

How do camels learn to mate ?

They read the Llama Sutra.

Alpaca my bags, I think.....

What do llamas type when they are laughing?

Llamao

Whoops, almost forgot to bring my llamas

Alpaca pair

What do you call a llama that is really late ?

A dally llama

I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.

It's going to be Alpaca-lyptic.

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.

Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."

Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

What did the llama said to the other llama?

¿Como se llama?

How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?

They set their a-llamas.

I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.

Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.

He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,

“We’ve been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?”

Equally confused, I replied,

...

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

A llama went on a trip

But he wanted to bring his brother Carl

Carl was excited and said, "Don't worry about food; alpaca lunch"

No one is afraid of llama kisses

So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?

Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said......

Can you make me one with everything?

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?

because he isllamaphobic

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck.

Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny.

Yeah, but at least pun intended?

What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?

You get a zombie alpacalips

My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy...

I call it her Dolly Llama!!!

What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?

Como te llama

What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?

Dolly Llamas

Another one!

Two llamas were preparing to go on a trip, one asked "Did you pack Sunscreen yet?" the other responded with "No, but Alpaca few."

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You’re over-thinking this, let’s just keep it low-key

What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...

The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football.
When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""

South American dad joke.

Son: "I'm going to take the herd of llamas up to the pasture in the mountains."

Mom: "Thats a really far walk, you're gonna get hungry."

Dad: "Dont worry, alpaca lunch for him."

Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

They ordered a drink and had a good time.

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