What do you call a secret group of llamas

The I-llama-nati

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?

Don't worry, you'll get over this hump.

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch

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What do you call a llama that hoards anything and everything to be prepared?

An all-packa

Never date a llama that has kids

You don’t need the baby llama drama

What did the Mexican llama say to the other llama

Como te llama

Whoops, almost forgot to bring my llamas

Alpaca pair

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck.

Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

What do you call a llama that is really late ?

A dally llama

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A llama was grazing in a field one day... (long)

... when another llama came over.

"Hello," said the first llama.

"Whatcha doing?" asked the second llama.

"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.

"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third...

What do llamas type when they are laughing?

Llamao

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.

Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."

Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.

It's going to be Alpaca-lyptic.

My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy...

I call it her Dolly Llama!!!

A llama went on a trip

But he wanted to bring his brother Carl

Carl was excited and said, "Don't worry about food; alpaca lunch"

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?

THE ALPACALYPSE

A Rabbit, a Monkey and a Llama walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at them, and goes:" I think you're ALL in the wrong joke."

The rabbit says :"Man this is worse than when I was just a typo."

What do you get if you stand between two llamas?

Llamanated.

Another one!

Two llamas were preparing to go on a trip, one asked "Did you pack Sunscreen yet?" the other responded with "No, but Alpaca few."

Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.

So, what is a three 'L' lama?

A big fire in Boston.

I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.

Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.

He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,

“We’ve been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?”

Equally confused, I replied,

...

What do you call a skinny and malnourished llama?

Da'light' llama

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

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I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?

They set their a-llamas.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

No one is afraid of llama kisses

So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

Dali llama walked into a pizza shop and said......

Can you make me one with everything?

Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US?

because he isllamaphobic

What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?

You get a zombie alpacalips

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You’re over-thinking this, let’s just keep it low-key

What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?

Dolly Llamas

What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

Hey Llama, 90% of our friends don't find your puns funny.

Yeah, but at least pun intended?

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

South American dad joke.

Son: "I'm going to take the herd of llamas up to the pasture in the mountains."

Mom: "Thats a really far walk, you're gonna get hungry."

Dad: "Dont worry, alpaca lunch for him."

Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

She is such a llama queen.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport...

The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football.
When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied "we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said "alpaca bowl""

What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?

Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!

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An alpaca and a llama walks into a bat...

And they both get bludgeoned to death. Thank you autocorrect for fucking up my joke.

Jack and his llama walked into a bar...

They ordered a drink and had a good time.

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