Grocery List Jokes

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

So a woman walks into a grocery store. On her grocery list of items is milk, eggs, bread, and beef.

She walks to the dairy section and grabs some milk.

She then walks a little farther down the aisle and grabs some large brown eggs.

Then she goes to the deli and picks up a lb. of... read more

My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was "melons".
I guess it was the honey dew list.

A woman goes to a super market with her grocery list. On the list is broccoli so she goes to the produce aisle, but to her dismay there was no broccoli to be found. So she finds an employee stacking shelves and asks the guy where she could find some broccoli. The guy tells her that they were current... read more

So he asks around saying he needs someone to do the dishes. His friend tells him about this dog. "He's amazing! He can do all your dishes no problem." So the man takes the dog home and asks him to do the dishes. The dog does the dishes in no time at all. The man says "wow you're amazing! How good ar... read more