Why did Draco Malfoy's funeral service take place outside?

Because he hated grief indoors.

What do you call someone from Slytherin House who is really into French pastry?

Draco Mille-feuille.

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I used to watch movies with my friend when we’re growing up.

One thing I don’t really get is how he used to adore who I hate. Johnny in The Karate Kid, Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. They are the definition of a bully.

He just came out last week. No wonder he likes assholes, he’s gay.

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