What is the scientific name for a dog that smokes marijuana
Cannabis lupus
Do you know about the rapper that had an autoimmune disease?
Lupus Fiasco
So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together
Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus.
Alcoholism is the only disease you get yelled at for having
Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic
Dammit Otto, you have lupus
One of those doesn't sound right
RIP Mitch Hedberg
An angel walks into a bar
He walks up to a blind patron and heals him. The formerly blind man stands up shouting "I can see! It's a miracle!"
The angel smiles and walks up to a crippled man and restores his legs. The man does a dance of joy and hugs the angel, who tells him to go in peace.
The angel then walks...
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