A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulou...
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, and every year Ed would say, 'Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Norma always replied, 'I know Ed, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed s...
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Should, shouldn't and misspeaking: Two blokes having a drink..
Bob: "I had a freudian slip the other day." Norm: Wtf is a freudian slip? Bob: It's when you mean to say one thing, but your subconcious turns it into something else. For example, I was at a party the other night and a lovely busty young lady was carrying around a bowl of chips offering th...