4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.”
All of the astrological signs survived the sinking of the Titanic except
Astrological signs are a great way to see if two people are compatible.
For instance, if you volunteer your astrological sign in conversation, we can’t be friends.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a ...
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# Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see mil...
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Hitler went to see a clairvoyant
In the mid-stages of the Second World War, Adolph Hitler felt that his plans were getting bogged down, so he went to see a clairvoyant.
"When will I rule the entire world?", he asked.
The clairvoyant consulted her crystal ball, looked at the tarot, double-checked his birthday and astro...
I went in to a pet shop.
I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?”
The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping together. When they go to sleep, Sherlock says, 'Tell me what you can see when you're looking up?' 'Thousands of stars,' says Watson. 'And what's your conclusion from all this?' Dr Watson starts to think. 'If I consider it from astrological aspects,...