I failed my Greek Mythology exam.

It has always been my Achilles' elbow

Im not very good with greek mythology

Thats my Hercules Heel

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I have an unhealthy sexual attraction towards figures in Greek mythology ever since

I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.

According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

That damned Greek Mythology class is ruining my G.P.A.

I guess you could say it's my Achilles' aorta.

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.

One could say he was the Centaur of disease control.

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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow.

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Greek mythology in 3 words

Zeus got horny

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It's interesting how mythology has permeated our culture. Just look at Oedipus...

he's the most famous motherfucker around.

Mythology Joke.

Medusa is so hot every time i see her i get rock hard.

I read about this figure from Greek Mythology, Chiron.

He trained many heroes apparently, and was also a doctor. Ergo he was a Centaur for disease control.

Is the tale of St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland just mythology?

No, it's hiss-story.

If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...

I'll give you a mini-tour

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology...

I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology.

It truly is my Achille's elbow.

Who was the hottest female in mythology?

Medusa, she made everyone who looked at her rock hard

I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales...

if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)

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The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............

"Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."

Mythology gags, anyone?

What can kill you with a glance and goes "Hittthhh"?

The Basilisp.

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I’ve been trying to learn more about Greek mythology…

… but I keep mixing up Sisyphus and Oedipus. I know one fucked his own mother. The other had to roll a boulder up a hill. And believe me, if you knew my mother, you would confuse those two things as well.

Where can you find the gods of the medical staff?

The Nurse mythology

Historians have discovered more information about the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades

According to Ancient Greek mythology, Bophades was a powerful hero, much like Achilles. In fact, the two heroes are very similar. Achilles had a weakness in his heels, and historians have now discovered that Bophades had a weakness in his groin. Many people have heard of Achilles's heel, but have yo...

Pub Quiz

I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.

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