My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...

...has always been my Achilles' elbow.

I read about this figure from Greek Mythology, Chiron.

He trained many heroes apparently, and was also a doctor. Ergo he was a Centaur for disease control.

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow.

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It's interesting how mythology has permeated our culture. Just look at Oedipus...

he's the most famous motherfucker around.

Is the tale of St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland just mythology?

No, it's hiss-story.

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Greek mythology in 3 words

Zeus got horny

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

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My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules...

... Testiclees.

He was nuts.

People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology...

I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...

I'll give you a mini-tour

Who was the hottest female in mythology?

Medusa, she made everyone who looked at her rock hard

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The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............

"Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."

I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales...

if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)

Mythology gags, anyone?

What can kill you with a glance and goes "Hittthhh"?

The Basilisp.

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I’ve been trying to learn more about Greek mythology…

… but I keep mixing up Sisyphus and Oedipus. I know one fucked his own mother. The other had to roll a boulder up a hill. And believe me, if you knew my mother, you would confuse those two things as well.

Where can you find the gods of the medical staff?

The Nurse mythology

[Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times.

For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.

Historians have discovered more information about the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades

According to Ancient Greek mythology, Bophades was a powerful hero, much like Achilles. In fact, the two heroes are very similar. Achilles had a weakness in his heels, and historians have now discovered that Bophades had a weakness in his groin. Many people have heard of Achilles's heel, but have yo...

Pub Quiz

I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.

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