If big breasted women work at Hooters where do one legged women work?

IHOP

At the tube station earlier I saw a homeless man sitting on the floor with a three legged dog next to a sign that read: “Help, I’m starving.”

He can’t be that hungry, he hasn’t even finished his dog.

What did the three legged cowboy's dog say when he walked into Dodge city?

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!

What do you call a one-legged woman

Matiltda

A man was driving his car when he saw a three-legged chicken dart across the road at an incredible speed...

Intrigued, he slammed his brakes and watched the chicken run to a farm so fast he couldn't believe it.

The man quickly turned into the farm's driveway and drove to the farmhouse. Upon reaching it the farmer emerged and asked, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Did you see a three-legged ...

I invented a sandal for one legged people

It was a flop.

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I decided to do something for my community and open a shelter for 3-legged dogs

It’s called “Bitches be Trippin’”

I saw a 5 legged woman crying and I asked her why

She said she could never get shoes to match. I tried to console her so I said “at least your knickers fit like a glove”

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey.

What do you call a five-legged ant?

A pendant....

Why do cowgirls walk around bow-legged?

Because cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

Why did the man name his no legged dog "Cigarettes?"

Because he liked to take him out for long drags.

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I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today...

He asked me to help him check his balance....

So I pushed the fucker over.

A three-legged dog walks in to a saloon and says...

"I'm lookin' for th' man who shot muh Pa."

\* - ty, /u/piercenchase.

What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?

How ya getting on

Does anyone have any suggestions for a name for a one-legged girl?

My wife is really against calling her Eileen.

I once dated a one legged girl who worked at a local brewery.

She was in charge of the hops

My 8-year-old’s newest joke: What did the one-legged man with OCD say when he opened the closet?

“Hi, jean!”

What do you call a 3 legged donkey ?

A wonkey .
What do you call a 3 legged donkey who is blind in one eye ?
A blinky wonkey .
What do you call a 3 legged donkey who is blind in one eye and loves Hank Williams ?
A honky tonky blinky wonkey donkey.

What do one legged girls sing?

*All we need is somebody to lean on*

Three legged pig.

A farmer had a three legged pig, his friend asked him why the pig only had three legs. The farmer told him that he was a remarkable pig. One time when I was plowing the back forty, the tractor fell on me and the pig dug me out with his snout. Not only that, another time the farmhouse caught on fire ...

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