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Tibia Jokes

Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur Tibia.

It's going to be quite the shindig.

I gathered some people to excavate some tibias and fibulas the other day...

It was a shin dig

Paleontologists are celebrating the finding of the largest dinosaur tibia in recorded history

It's a real shin-dig!

All the bones went to Tibia and Fibula's place...

They were having a shindig.

So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt...

sources say it was a real shin dig.

I have a few bone jokes for you...

...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus

I broke part of my Shin Bone off today...

Tibia Continued.

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I'd hate to break it to you...

But your jokes aren't humerus. I don't mean tibia jerk, but they're bone-dry. They're stretched thin and there's no meat to them; no cohesion. It just seems you fused some ideas together.

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Nice legs

Once upon a time there was a contest to find those people on Earth who had the best legs. Over six hundred million prizes were available, and each prize was for a life-altering sum of money, so almost every human on Earth took part.

Unbeknownst to them, the contest had been organised by Sata...

A couple of hippies are sitting on a park bench...

...when a pair of nuns walks by, one of them on crutches and with most of her leg in a cast. The more outgoing of the two hippies asks, "Oh man! What happened? Are you okay?"

The hobbling nun responds, "Yes, my son. I slipped and fell in the bathtub and broke my tibia. The doctor says I'...

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