It had four legs when I got it, but I wanted people to know that I'm a good person.
A three legged dog walks into a tavern and says:
I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!
The doors are thrown open in a Wild West saloon. The pianist stops playing and everyone turns and looks. In the door is a three legged dog who walks in and says:
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
At the tube station earlier I saw a homeless man sitting on the floor with a three legged dog next to a sign that read: “Help, I’m starving.”
He can’t be that hungry, he hasn’t even finished his dog.
Meta: I told the (old) joke wrong!
I was at a restaurant with a group of people and one of them told the three legged dog goes into a bar joke. I replied with the farmer and the three legged sheep joke. There was a couple at the next table who complained I messed up the joke as it was supposed to be a pig. They were seriously mad at ...
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