What do you get when you put 10 millipedes together?
A centipede :D
The Ant, and Spider,were hanging at the millipede's house...
They ran out of Booze. So being a good host, the Millipede volunteered to get more at the store.
Waited for 2 hours and the millipede was nowhere to be found.
They opened the front door and saw the Millipede was still putting on his shoes ..
What lies on it’s back one million feet in the air?
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone * 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles * 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds * 52 = 1 decacards * 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake * 10 rations = 1 decoration * 10 m...
A woman goes into the local pet shop
and asks the owner for a pet that can do everything. The owner thinks about it and says,"How about a dog?"
The woman replies,"No, I had a dog before. He was great but all he did was eat, sleep, and play fetch. want a pet that can do everything!"
The owner thinks s...
A guy walks into a petshop
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. OK, thought the man, I'll give it a go, so he bought one and took it home. That night he decided to test out his new pet, so he opened the box and said, "I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?" But there w...