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My friends say that my personality is layered, like an Onion...

As you pull the layers back, you continue to find the same thing and start crying.
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Person with a double neck is

A multi-layered person.
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My jokes are like onions...

They're layered.
And because if you dissect them I'll cry.
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My political ambition...

So my big plan is to one day create a huge political scandal.

The main piece of evidence will be encoded on a layered MIDI file that has to be discovered, decoded, and played at just the right frequency.

Then I can laugh maniacly while I sit and watch all the news stories about MIDIgat...
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