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Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?

osMoses

A study shows 90% of people couldn’t distinguish between the epididymis and the perineal membrane

But trust me, there’s a vas deferens between the two

Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?

Eukary-it

Who did God send to help the slaves flee through the partially permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

Who parted the Red Sea with a permeable membrane

OsMoses


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This just came to me. I'm afraid the real joke will be in the comments.

Dang girl, are you a depolarizing cell membrane?

'cause you look like action potential!

*Pollen accidentally enters body*

Immune system: What the hell is that?

Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-

Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-

Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES!

Pollen: The what?

Mucus membranes: Sir. All th...

my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class

Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses

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Chemistry [long]

So I was just hanging out in my chemistry class. It was lab day so we had a few things we had to do. I was working with my group and we were studying acids and bases and how they react and neutralize. I had to go up to the front to get some Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a pretty strong base. Bases wi...

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