Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?
A study shows 90% of people couldn’t distinguish between the epididymis and the perineal membrane
But trust me, there’s a vas deferens between the two
How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?
Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
If I ever go to prison, I’m going to change my name to membrane.
If they wanna get out of their cell, they’re going to have to go through me.
Nerdy cell pickup lines
- These were some of my biology notes from freshman year. I actually remembered the functions from these jokes
Are u a golgi apparatus? Cause I need help processing my feelings for u
Are we proteins in a golgi apparatus? Cause we’re being shipped
I hope you aren’t a controsome c...
Why are lungs called lungs?
Because they have pleural membranes
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES!
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All th...
my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class
Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses
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So I was just hanging out in my chemistry class. It was lab day so we had a few things we had to do. I was working with my group and we were studying acids and bases and how they react and neutralize. I had to go up to the front to get some Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a pretty strong base. Bases wi...