Laugh At Jokes

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Because he finally got it

Twice: once when they read it, once when they post it.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.

The plot thickens.

...now I laugh at their chalk outline.

When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

But I laugh more.

Tell her a joke at Friday night.

What do you call a mailman who’s on fire?

Dead

So I laugh at Bill Gates' condition everyday.

They are …..in a very serious relationship.

They find them Emu-sing

The punchlines are so old they're full groan.

He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears.
He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

I was at... read more

And that's fine. I guess you had to be there.

They're just too littoral.

He haws

Because he was humerus.

Well nobody's laughing now

But then I realised I too have been cream-pied by clowns.

everybody else does.

They are a sour crowd.

He didn’t realise they were pulling his leg.

At least I avacado

It was pretty Sirius

It’s as if they have no heart.

Because they've herd them all before

It went over their heads

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The server comes up to him and says: “what’ll you have?”

The man says “I’ll take blood in a monkey glass”.

The bartender says “excuse me?”

The man says “blood in a monkey glass, ya know just...blood in a monkey glass”

The bartender... read more

It’s good to laugh at your mistakes.

A ruff crowd

You lgh at it.

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What’s the difference between Norway and Sweden?



Sweden has a nice neighbor.

In order to fix that, he calls the French president, asking him for a favor : doing something stupid, so that the world will laugh at France, for once.

After some negotiation, the French president agrees to build a bridge in the middle of nowhere, not above a river or anything.

The wor... read more

Then I read some Reddit comments and I'm almost certain of it.

I guess you could say they're laughtose intolerant.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he'... read more

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller,
Beating it.....

It had a sense of tumour

But at least I avocado!

It was no laughing matter...

They told me it hadn't been peer reviewed.

But they always seem to hate my self-defecating humor

Because the real joke is always in the common core.

The first time when he hears it, the second time when he tells someone else, and the third time when he gets it

... call me - I will

Dr.Phil

It was a cirrus joke

Because they're hill-areas

He was humorally immune.

*Because the yokes on them!*

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Ro... read more