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Gullible Jokes

If you say "gullible" slowly enough, it actually sounds like"oranges"

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Did you know that the word "gullible" cannot even be found in the dictionary?

The truth hurts doesn't it?

My kids are so gullible.

After all these years, they still think I'm out buying cigarettes.

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A bum is riding a bus and notices a pretty nun sitting near him.

A bum is riding a bus and notices a pretty nun sitting near him. He tries to hit on her but she doesn't respond positively. Later, the bus driver tells him to go to the graveyard that night and the nun will be there praying, and to pretend to be Jesus and she'll let the bum bone her. The bum goes to...

My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible.

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!

What do you get when you mix a gullible and an optimistic person.

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I keep telling people gullible isn't in the dictionary

Don't believe me look it up

Saying Gullible Slowly Enough Makes It Sound Like "Lemon"

It's really weird,

To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users.

Number 27 will make you cringe

My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and said I shouldn't believe everything I see on the Internet

I told her I don't have to put up with this, not when there are desperate single milfs less than a mile away

What do you call a gullible patriarchal figure from the Avatar movie?

A Fleeced Na'Vi Dad.

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What does it mean if you're gullible about dick jokes?

You're a sucker.

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My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat.

Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?

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A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.

“What are you doing?” the man inquires.
“Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!”

He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little...

I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy.

Q: What do you call a gullible vampire?

A: A sucker

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I don't understand how so many people struggle to find basic words in the dictionary.

I had no less than 5 people tell me that "gullible" is not in the dictionary. The smug assholes just laughed when I proved their dumb asses wrong.

This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company...

The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede.

"OK," thought the man, "I'll give it a go..."

So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack of advance preparations, made it a temporary home in a cardboard box.

That evening testing his new pet, he lea...

My mom taught me that it is impossible to hum and wink at the same time...

She also taught me that I was gullible, kind of like the people who are reading this and just tried to hum and wink with ease. Thank mom, I love you!

Trump was told that the word 'gullible' had been removed from the dictionary.

"Don't be ridiculous," he replied, "there's no such word as dictionary."

Did you know...?

Did you know that being gullible is contagious?

The Rusky and the Kraut

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (a...

My friend must think I'm gullible. He said today was the autumnal equinox.

But I'm not going to fall for it.

I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshiping extraterrestrial lizard people.

I’m calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”

As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better...

Thank God.

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A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded...

at how gullible people on the internet are.

3 men were sentenced to death by firing.

The day of the execution came, and the firing squad leads the men to the execution grounds.

 

Now, this firing squad was rather well-known to be the most gullible group around, and it’s due to this knowledge that the first man started to hatch a cunning plan to escape.

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A man with a stutter started his new job on a construction site...

Not sure if this is a repost, my father told me it when I was 11 years old.

A man with a stutter (Dave) started his new job on a construction site and was walking around with one of his colleagues (Jim) being given a tour of the site.
“Th-th-this is a pretty cool p-p-place. I’m so h-happ...

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My take on a shaggy dog story

A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”

He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.

“Here ...

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My wife just accused me of being a gullible cunt...

*I almost dropped my Bible*

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Classic

A woman goes to the doctors complaining about her partner. "I just keep thinking he's only with me because I'm gullible and stupid" she sobbed "Could there be something mentally wrong with me?" "I'm sorry Miss Jones" said the doctor, taking off his glasses. "I'm going to have to take a look at yo...

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, ...

Would you believe scientists have crossed sea birds with male cows?

They call it a "Gullible"

Three women- a blond, a brunette, and a red head, are all about to be executed by ISIS

The red head was up first. Right before she was going to be executed she yelled, “TORNADO!” All of the ISIS members took cover and she escaped. The brunette was the next in line. She followed in the red-head’s footprints and this time screamed “SANDSTORM!” The gullible ISIS members again ducked for ...

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