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Crack Up Jokes

An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up.

How do you get down from an elephant??


YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!

Why can't you tell a joke to an egg?

Why can't you tell a joke to an egg?

It might crack up!

Wanna hear a joke about eggs?

Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent. Note: I've told this joke at least 12 dozen times

Why do iPhone have a great sense of humor?

Because they crack up easily.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The 5 Penny Joke

I have 5 pennies. I lay one on a table.

"Smell anything?"
I point to the penny.
"There's a cent."

I lay a second penny down.
"See any fruit?"
"There's a pair."

Third penny.
"See any cops?"
"There's three coppers right there."

4th.
"See any cars?"...

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