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My coworkers laugh at my jokes in in-person meetings, but never in online meetings.

When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.

Why didn't the cow laugh at my joke?

He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears.
He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

I was at...

A lot of people don't laugh at my dead baby jokes.

And that's fine. I guess you had to be there.

Seamen never laugh at my puns.

They're just too littoral.

People laugh at my car because it's ugly and green

At least I avacado

Vital organ donors never laugh at my jokes.

It’s as if they have no heart.

Why don't cows laugh at my jokes

Because they've herd them all before

People don't laugh at my jokes...

I guess you could say they're laughtose intolerant.

People always laugh at my car because it looks like a fruit...

But at least I avocado!

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