UPJOKE

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!
I know should not laugh at my own jokes but I still find it funny haha

His name is odd

So there was this guy named odd, and see everyone would make fun of him, cause his name was odd, lol.

So when he died, he told the gravestone guy to leave his gravestone blank, so no one would make fun of his grave.

But see, when people would walk by his grave, they would say:

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