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Lasts Jokes

True love lasts forever!!!!

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ...

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A pig's usually lasts 30 minutes...

Which is strange because my exes only lasted about 30 seconds.

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What do you call someone who thinks that often lasts too long?

An inmate.

If your election lasts more than 48 hours,

consult a physician.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours

The same as one Monday on Earth
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