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Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

Well, your mom’s did last night.

True love lasts forever!!!!

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ...

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A pig's orgasm usually lasts 30 minutes...

Which is strange because my exes only lasted about 30 seconds.

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What do you call someone who thinks that sex often lasts too long?

An inmate.

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Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight

He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soo...

If your election lasts more than 48 hours,

consult a physician.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours

The same as one Monday on Earth

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