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Just lasted over an hour in bed...

Thank you day light savings

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My girlfriend got mad at me cause I only lasted 2 minutes...

Including the walk back to her car

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Imagine if your cell phone battery was on ten percent and it lasted for eight days..

Congratulations. You understand Hanukkah.

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I am over 18

I just had an orgasm that lasted six hours

It’s been a long time coming

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The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China.

Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.

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What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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I wish I lasted longer in bed

Right now I'm feeling so sleep deprived

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I didn't realize just how long the Obama administration lasted...

Apparently the Baroque period started in the 1600s!

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I finally lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed...

Thank god for daylight savings

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