One single day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was handed a letter and thought to myself..

.. this isn't for me.

I didn't realize just how long the Obama administration lasted...

Apparently the Baroque period started in the 1600s!

I wish I lasted longer in bed

Right now I'm feeling so sleep deprived

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I just had an orgasm that lasted six hours

It’s been a long time coming

Do you know why the communist takeover of russia lasted more than a year?

It took more than one revolution.

I finally lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed...

Thank god for daylight savings

I'm surprised the pandemic has lasted this long.

I thought trump trusted doctors to fix his mistakes before they hit 9 months

I only lasted two minutes with my girl last night

Technically it was 14 minutes because we did it doggystyle.

A bar was hosting the ‘Unbeatable’ bucking bronco with a $1000 prize for anyone that lasted more than 7 seconds without being bucked off

The night had seen all comers dispatched off the bull with ease, when a scrawny little man stepped up.

The bull started its revolutions - 1, 2, 3, 4 seconds - most expected him to come off.

5, 6 seconds - the crowd takes notice and starts cheering him on as he hangs on for dear life. <...

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