My girlfriend got mad at me cause I only lasted 2 minutes...
Including the walk back to her car
Imagine if your cell phone battery was on ten percent and it lasted for eight days..
Congratulations. You understand Hanukkah.
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I just had an orgasm that lasted six hours
It’s been a long time coming
The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China.
Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.
What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?
Ancient grease
I wish I lasted longer in bed
Right now I'm feeling so sleep deprived
I didn't realize just how long the Obama administration lasted...
Apparently the Baroque period started in the 1600s!
I finally lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed...
Thank god for daylight savings
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