Did you hear about the new Silence of the Lambs sequel that's set to take place in Newfoundland?

It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.

What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate?

One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.

I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs'

It was a Hannibal lecture.

What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs?

A Halalligator.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Help, my wife is missing!!!

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never ...

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Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

Why wasn't the little lamb allowed to frolic in the meadow with the other little lambs?

Because he had a serious gambolling problem.

I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head

No he replied, it's just how I come my hair.

How did I get rich?

Well I was working on my sheep farm. We had just sheared the flock and spun the wool into yarn. As I was dying one skein of yarn green, a lamb wandered over and fell into the tub of dye. By the time I rescued the poor thing, he'd already managed to turn himself completely green.

Well, a littl...

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A farmer is having trouble getting his sheep to bear lambs.

Nothing seems to work. He asks the neighbouring farmer who lets him in on his secret for having plenty of lambs.

"Every morning, get a few of them in your Land Rover and shag them yourself. Persevere and eventually they will become pregnant. You'll know when they are because they will be lyin...

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