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English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...
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Cannibal [kan-uh-buhl]

n. Someone who is fed up with people.
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What does Kim say when Kanye is freaking out?

Yeezy Yeezy, calm down.
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Can the ninja throw his ninja stars?

Shurikan
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