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Jungle Cat Jokes

How do you know if a jungle cat is telling the truth?

Well, if it's a lion, you can tell right away.

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What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?

One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy

I go on expedition next week. My kids want to know what Iā€™m going to do about the ferocious jungle cats.

Puma pants, probably.

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