I walked up and down the beach all day looking for the perfect seashell, and I found it

It was littorally the best

My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal crash on the coast was especially hilarious.

We littorally died.

Why can't beaches understand sarcasm?

Because they take everything littorally.

I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!!

Littorally!!!

It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers

They always take things littorally.

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