Jokers Jokes

We live in a sobriety

Knock knock

Who's there?

Apitydef

Apitydef who?

Ok there, Mr. T.

Halfway through the show he turned to me and said, "Maybe I'm just out of touch but this show could be so much better. Sal, Joe, and Q aren't bad, but Murr just makes me want to scream."

So I said, "Ok. Boo Murr."

# Alaska

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'

Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous va... read more

# ALABAMA

When a visitor to a town in Alabama spotted a dog attacking a boy, he grabbed the animal and throttled it with his bare hands. An impressed reporter saw the incident and told him the next day's headline would scream "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

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[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<... read more