Jokester Jokes

Pun-cakes

Always trying to pull down your pants

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

The punitentiary

He asks "Do you guys wanna hear a joke?"
The volunteers at the stand say, "Sure, just get in the line of your desired drink and we'll be listening." He complys and starts walking towards the end of the line and starts his joke: "A jokester walks up to a drink stan--" and then out of nowhere he g... read more

The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!

Readers just isn't appropriate for this sub-reddit, c'mon guys.
For those who have no idea what I am talking about, you can change this: http://i.imgur.com/uoRoH.jpg

Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles.

After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it's lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out "Forty Six!" and the whole cell block erupts in laughter. A few more moments pass and someone else calls out "Sixteen!" and again, the whole cell block starts laugh... read more

A group of older veterans had all gotten together after not seeing one another for many years. When they met up they all learned that one of their buddies had passed away right before the get together was scheduled and his wife showed up with his ashes and her husbands request for all the guys. <... read more

Lucky
In loving memory of my father who was the biggest jokester, until his very last days, all he wanted to ,do was make others laugh.
He wanted us to put a fart machine in his casket and let them blow, my mom wouldn't allow it...

A jokester made him 'pilaf'

It’s Vodka with Orange Juice

(Jokester’s Note: Russian Vodka is the best in the world regarding to taste, which inspired me to make this joke, love y’all(as far as a westerner goes))

Neighbors are ratting out neighbors. Employees report their coworkers to the KGB for innocuous jokes. Nighttime knocks on the door are commonplace. Regular citizens are labeled enemies of the people and taken away.

A group of university students are on a government-sponsored trip to a confere... read more

My girlfriends dad is a jokester and likes to tell jokes at the dinner table, he asks me if I know any jokes but I never do. Any help here reddit? Something that is funny and appropriate. But nothing that asks a question, preferably a story type joke

My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy.

He says numerous phrases including singing the muppet babies theme song and who could forget his memorable catch phrase "wakka wakka"

But then, being the jokester he is, says this:

"Did you ever hear the one about the ba... read more

Me: "Pop pop, what is the afterlife like?"

Him: "It's hot."

I'm in a toast-masters-like public speaking class and for an upcoming class, I have to be a 'jokester' and tell a joke before I do my little talk. I'll be browsing through this subreddit for ideas, but if you all have any that goes well in front of a small audience in person, please share!

Here's one I have heard about the gulag. A little background: many jokesters ended up doing time in Siberia, and obviously couldn't be heard telling jokes while they were there. So, they invented a system where each joke was identified by a designated number.
Let's call [this joke](http://www.red... read more

Red car day - in Honor of my Dad

My dad died 7 years ago. He was a worker in a factory in NYC during the by-gone, post-war era when times were good and jobs were plenty. The guys he worked with were all good friends over the years and enjoyed harmless pranks against one another to pass the ti... read more