A clown puts on their trademark oversized footwear...

Hilarity ensues.

What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

Gentlemen...BEHOLD! Puns.

What do you call a cool mushroom?...A fun guy!!!

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A guy walks into a restaurant, and takes a seat. Acr...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Autobots had just landed on our green planet.

Optimus tells them to go look for disguises that are suitable so that they can all adequately blend into their new home. Two hours pass and the Autobots reconvene.

Mr Prime: Do you all have suitable disguises?

Company: Yes, Mr Prime.

Mr Prime: Well then, let's see it.

The...

A big muscular man walks in a bar...

and says to the bartender, "let me have a beer" in a squeaky girly voice.

The entire bar roars in laughter and embarrassed man leaves.

He returns the next day, orders a beer again in a high pitched voice and everyone starts laughing. He asks the bartender why everyone's laughing.
...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A tourist is cycling through China...

... and stumbles upon a house when night gathers. He asks if he can stay for the night.

The owner says he'll gladly let him stay for the night under one condition: That the man will **not** touch his daughter.

The man says "pfff, you can trust me" and goes to bed. Later that night he s...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.