Jeff Bozos was cleaning his bedside lamp when a genie popped out.
Genie: One wish only, my good sir.
Bezos: Name it.
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A Man Goes to the Circus
A man goes to the circus. It's his first time, and he's pretty nervous about it. During an intermission, one of the clowns approaches the microphone and says "We are giving a special prize to the person sitting in section A, Row 12, seat D."
It's the man! He stands up, very nervous, and the c...
A father and his son are having a phone conversation...
Father: What is it? I'm out on the highway right now.
Son: Be careful Dad, it's dangerous out there.
Father: What do you mean, "dangerous"? I've been driving down this highway for 25 years now.
Son: Well, I just heard on the news about some crazy lunatic drivi...