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Why did Jeff bozos get divorced?

He realized that a wedding was a union

A father and his son are having a phone conversation...

Son: Hello?

Father: What is it? I'm out on the highway right now.

Son: Be careful Dad, it's dangerous out there.

Father: What do you mean, "dangerous"? I've been driving down this highway for 25 years now.

Son: Well, I just heard on the news about some crazy lunatic drivi...

Jeff Bozos was cleaning his bedside lamp when a genie popped out.

Genie: One wish only, my good sir.

Bezos: Name it.

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A Man Goes to the Circus

A man goes to the circus. It's his first time, and he's pretty nervous about it. During an intermission, one of the clowns approaches the microphone and says "We are giving a special prize to the person sitting in section A, Row 12, seat D."

It's the man! He stands up, very nervous, and the c...

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"12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style"

Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.


Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
all I got was two scrawny pigeon...

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