Men of Reddit, what is that funny feeling you get when you fall in love with a girl?

That's common sense, leaving your body.

Why did the 90 degree angle fall in love with 60 degree angle?

Cause it was a-cute angle

If you fall in a pile of french bread, will you die?

No, but you will be in a lot of "pain"

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I asked my Japanese girlfriend to make me a traditional dish tasty enough to make me fall in love with her national cuisine.

Sushi did.

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?

She said he was just so infectious

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Two robots fall in love

Two robots fall in love they went on dates and they got a bit frisky so the male put on his nuts and bolt and they went at it he put it in and the girl robot said "no input detected"

Why did the paleontologists fall in love with the fossil?

They were Carbon dating

I saw a poor old lady fall in the street today.

Well I'm assuming she's poor, she only had $1 in her purse.

Guys think that what women wish for is to find the perfect guy and fall in love....

WRONG...What every woman really wish for is to be able to eat anything they want and not get fat.

Dad, did you ever fall in love?

\- "Yes son. I did once."

\- "And, what happened?"

\- "In the beginning it was fantastic but then your mother found out."

When inmates fall in love.

Do the finish each others sentences?

Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

Two watermelons fall in love and want to get married.

Alas, weddings of that variety haven't been legalised yet meaning they cantaloupe

Never fall in love with a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

What happens when two eels fall in love?

They develop eelings for each other

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What do you call a bisexual who can't get men and women to fall in love with them?

Bi-yourself

Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?

He lacks Shrek's appeal

A blonde woman left a 20$ bill fall in a toilet

She asks for her boyfriend to take it out, he thinks for a second, and explains:

"Baby, I don't think 20$ are worthy of putting my hand in the toilet."

Then the blonde throws a 50$ bill in the toilet and says:

"But I'm pretty sure 70$ are."

Fall in love with your problems...

...who knows, maybe they'll leave you, too.

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[NSFW] A rooster sees a cat fall in a pool and starts laughing hysterically.

What's the moral of the story?

A wet pussy makes a happy cock.

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My sex life and my taxes fall in the same category.

Married, but filing separately.

Ones that fall in the area 51 raid will be remembered.

Coz legends Nevada

A friend once asked me how to get a fat girl to fall in love with me.

I replied, "piece of cake."

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published.

It was all in vein.

2 onions fall in love and mate, they give birth to a beautiful son!

One day, they leave the front door open on accident and the young onion rolls out into the world.

While crossing the street, the poor onion child gets flattened in the road...

He is then rushed to the hospital, the father rolling around in the hall, extremely anxious to hear any news.<...

Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

Two melons meet at the market and fall in love. One says to the other, "Let's run away together and get married!" The other replies:

"I cantaloupe, but honeydew I want to!"

Two Melons Fall In Love

The guy says, “I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don’t want to wait. Let’s run away to Vegas together.”

The girl replies, “No, baby. I cantaloupe.”

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The most beautiful feeling in the world is the day you fall in love..

after that everything is bullshit.

-Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?

-Yes son, the kindergarden teacher

-And what happened?

-Your mother was not amused, we had to take you to another school.

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A Rooster sees a cat fall in a puddle

The rooster falls into a fit of laughter, and can barely catch his breathe. The cat climbs out of the puddle and scolds the rooster saying "that was not funny at all." The rooster composes himself and says "Sorry, but do you know what a wet pussy does to a cock?"

It's pretty easy to fall in love with an Olympic Curler

They're used to sweeping people off their feet

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

He'll dessert you!

I’m currently writing a screenplay about two Jedi knights who fall in love, only to discover that their midichlorians are killing them.

I’m calling it The Fault in Our Star Wars.

A melon and a banana fall in love...

After dating for many years, the banana goes to the melon's father to ask for her hand in marriage. Papa Melon, who never really liked the banana and hoped he was just one of his daughter's phases, says he cannot give them his blessing. Heartbroken, the banana runs back to his girlfriend, begging wi...

A woman goes to a wise man to make her husband fall in love with her

He tells her that he can make a magical potion, But she has to get the ingredients. The woman agrees,
He said she has to get:
1-a hair from a lion
2- a rose.
The woman has a flower shop ao she gets the rose easily, but she didnt know how to get a lion's hair,
So she goes into the wi...

Women fall in love with what they hear and men with what they see

That's why men lie and women wear make-up.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

"Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why do people fall in love?

Cause they don't have enough problems yet!


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A Jewish Girl And A Greek Boy Fall In Love

When the Jewish girl tells her father that she has fallen in love with a Greek boy and wants to marry him, he hits the ceiling. He forbids it, on pain of disownment. The girl goes ahead and marries the boy, anyway. The old man does not even go to the wedding and stops talking to her altogether....

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

George Falls in Love

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your moth...

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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