Fall In Jokes - 43 Hilarious Fall In Jokes

A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.

They walk up to God and ask to be married.

God says give me some time and I'll get back to you.

Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once ...

So a village boy and a modern girl fall in love and want to try 69

The boy doesn’t know about 69 so the girl takes the lead.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts out uncontrollably directly in his face. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises.

She squats down for another go but farts again, thi...

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Two residents of an old folks home fall in love…..

June and Freddy. And they adore each other but they are too old and weak for sex. So the way they show affection is that each evening, June visits Freddy in his room, they sit side by side in their armchairs, and June just holds Freddy’s penis in her hand while they watch TV. That’s their love life ...

When inmates fall in love.

Do the finish each others sentences?

I saw a poor old lady fall in the street today.

Well I'm assuming she's poor, she only had $1 in her purse.

Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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A young recently immigranted Italian couple Maria and Luigi fall in love and get married.

They're sort of poor and spend the honeymoon night at her mama and papa's house.
Maria's a nervous virgin and Mama's busy cooking spaghetti and has to try to calm Maria down and talk her into going upstairs to her husband. She finally does, and Luigi is sitting on the bed and gives her a long pas...

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If you fall in love with a satyr....

Then you're probably Pan sexual.

You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

Why did Death fall in love with his victim?

He just couldn't get enough of demise.

Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety

it'll leave me too.

What do you get when Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt fall in poison ivy?

Mt. Rashmore.

Never fall in love with a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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Therapist : your problem seems to be over attachment, a tendency to fall in love very quickly without regards of other person's feeling.

Me : please don't talk like this, baby doll.

Two robots fall in love

Two robots fall in love they went on dates and they got a bit frisky so the male put on his nuts and bolt and they went at it he put it in and the girl robot said "no input detected"

Why did the square fall in love with the triangle?

Because she had acute angle.

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?

She said he was just so infectious

Dad, did you ever fall in love?

\- "Yes son. I did once."

\- "And, what happened?"

\- "In the beginning it was fantastic but then your mother found out."

Why did the 90 degree angle fall in love with 60 degree angle?

Cause it was a-cute angle

If you fall in a pile of french bread, will you die?

No, but you will be in a lot of "pain"

Why did the paleontologists fall in love with the fossil?

They were Carbon dating

What happens when two eels fall in love?

They develop eelings for each other

Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published.

It was all in vein.

Two watermelons fall in love and want to get married.

Alas, weddings of that variety haven't been legalised yet meaning they cantaloupe

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What do you call a bisexual who can't get men and women to fall in love with them?

Bi-yourself

Two Melons Fall In Love

The guy says, “I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don’t want to wait. Let’s run away to Vegas together.”

The girl replies, “No, baby. I cantaloupe.”

Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?

He lacks Shrek's appeal

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A Rooster sees a cat fall in a puddle

The rooster falls into a fit of laughter, and can barely catch his breathe. The cat climbs out of the puddle and scolds the rooster saying "that was not funny at all." The rooster composes himself and says "Sorry, but do you know what a wet pussy does to a cock?"

A friend once asked me how to get a fat girl to fall in love with me.

I replied, "piece of cake."

Guys think that what women wish for is to find the perfect guy and fall in love....

WRONG...What every woman really wish for is to be able to eat anything they want and not get fat.

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I asked my Japanese girlfriend to make me a traditional dish tasty enough to make me fall in love with her national cuisine.

Sushi did.

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My sex life and my taxes fall in the same category.

Married, but filing separately.

George Falls in Love

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your moth...

A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will y...

A melon and a banana fall in love...

After dating for many years, the banana goes to the melon's father to ask for her hand in marriage. Papa Melon, who never really liked the banana and hoped he was just one of his daughter's phases, says he cannot give them his blessing. Heartbroken, the banana runs back to his girlfriend, begging wi...

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[NSFW] A rooster sees a cat fall in a pool and starts laughing hysterically.

What's the moral of the story?

A wet pussy makes a happy cock.

An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a ...

-Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?

-Yes son, the kindergarden teacher

-And what happened?

-Your mother was not amused, we had to take you to another school.

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

He'll dessert you!

2 onions fall in love and mate, they give birth to a beautiful son!

One day, they leave the front door open on accident and the young onion rolls out into the world.

While crossing the street, the poor onion child gets flattened in the road...

He is then rushed to the hospital, the father rolling around in the hall, extremely anxious to hear any news.<...

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The most beautiful feeling in the world is the day you fall in love..

after that everything is bullshit.

It's pretty easy to fall in love with an Olympic Curler

They're used to sweeping people off their feet

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