Horse Around Jokes - 3 Hilarious Horse Around Jokes

I bought a female horse around 10pm

What a night mare

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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of th...

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A man is driving his car in the countryside

When suddenly the car stops.

The man gets out and opens the Hood to check what is wrong ,he spends around 5 minutes but cannot find where is the problem.

Suddenly he hears a voice saying :" It' s the distributor ".

He turns around but cannot see anyone ,there is nothing but tre...

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