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Impaler Jokes

What's Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke?

So this bar goes into a guy...

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What was the ottoman's opinion about Vlad the Impaler?

He was a big pain in the ass.

What the difference between Vladimir Putin and Vlad the impaler (AKA Dracula)?

One sucks the blood of innocents and possesses eternal youth, the other is Dracula.

Impaler?

....I hardly know her.

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Why would Vlad the Impaler not have been a good Redditor?

He created too many shit posts.

My ex girlfirend

My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.


"The Impaler" was my favourite.


Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....


Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.

Why was Vlad the Impaler like reddt?

Because if you survived the impaling you were sure to get reposted.

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Vlad the Impaler must have really hated strict people

Because most of his enemies had a stick up their ass...

You never want to play poker with Vlad the Impaler

A lot is at stake

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What is Vlad the Impaler's kink?

Ass to mouth

Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler

He was one hell of a proctologist.

What did Vlad the Impaler's victims cried to him during torture?

"Vladislav, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more"

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What is Dracula's pornstar name?

Vlad the Impaler

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