Cynthia Wong is giving birth at her local hospital...

...that her and her husband Vincent helped to build with their generous donations over the past few years. After a brief hello with his new mom, the newborn boy is taken off to the maternity ward.

After a while, the dad takes a stroll over to the ward to see his new son through the glass, but...

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Ned and Phyllis lived in a retirement home

Every day they watched Days of our Lives sitting on the sofa with Phyllis holding Ned’s penis in her hand. One day Ned started to spend time with their next door neighbor Cynthia and gradually also during their special day time television show. Phyllis sobbingly asked Ned what Cynthia has that she h...

A newly-wed couple move in together

Cynthia had known that Andrew was obsessed with football ("soccer"), but she hadn't realised just how much. Andrew spent hours every day watching games, reading commentary, and analysing player stats. As she did not care much for the sport, Cynthia was hoping to convince him to spend more time with ...

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