They caught me throwing presents into the San Andreas.

But I’ve always been generous to a fault.

"San Andreas" starring The Rock is a great movie but it could never be perfect...

Because there is one enormous fault

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A woman named Andrea gets sent to prison for marijuana possession.

The facility is overcrowded, and it’s four people to a cell. It’s late at night when she arrives, and not a single one of her cellmates so much as stops snoring even after Andrea is shoved in and the door clangs shut. Tired and defeated, she picks up a strangely familiar smell just before she falls ...

Two nuns sare coming back from the market late at night

- "Sister Andrea, it's already dark and we are still quite fare from the covent"

- "Yes Sister Dulce and did you notice that a man is following us??"

- "Yes! and what do you think he wants ?"

- "logical, rapes us... what should we do??"

- "logical: we split way, you on th...

I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it

Despite its faults.

The billionaire and the architect

Los Angeles has always been a place for these massive feats of human accomplishment. Case in point, in 1989, a local billionaire spent millions of his own money to create a unique building of fantastic architecture, one that would draw people in for thousands of miles. He hired a small time architec...

Who put all these mountains in California?

It wasn’t me, it was all San Andreas’ fault!

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Two Nuns, a Man and a Marketplace

Two young nuns go to the market in the middle of the afternoon to buy some fruit and nuts for the Christmas punch.

The market was very crowded and their shopping trip takes much longer than anticipated.

- **Sister Diana:** Sister Andrea?
- **Sister Andrea:** Yes, sister Diana?
- ...

The Hotel California was destroyed last night and they’re looking for the suspect.

Evidence is pointing that its San Andreas’ fault

California hasn't fallen into the sea, so apparently it worked.

Back in the 1970's there was a cult in California who believed that they could save California by appeasing the San Andreas. There were parts of San Andreas that literally gaped open wide, and members of the cult were noted for throwing all their earthly possessions down into the amazingly deep crac...

My wife found out that our dog could hardly hear...

My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from re...

Two nuns sare coming back from the market late at night

Two nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea, are on their way back from the market one evening. It's already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching their convent. Suddenly, Sister Dulce grabs hold of Sister Andrea's arm.
"Is it just me," she asks, "or is that man following us...

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Am I too late for a Belgian joke?

It's World War I, now 100 years ago. A Belgian unit is hidden in it's trenches about 50m of German soldiers in theirs. After weeks of heavy shootings and minor progressions the Belgian colonel comes up with an idea. He says: "Guys, I've got a plan. Watch me!" and he takes position. He raises his voi...