What is Dwight Schrutes favourite Michael Jackson song?
Beet it.
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If Dwight Schrute gave someone the sex talk
It would be the birds and the beets
What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece
A bunch of dead beets.
Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.
Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.
The deep hole [PG]
Two guys, Jim and Dwight, were out for a hike. While on their jaunt they came across a pitch black hole the size of a minivan. Amazed Dwight walked carefully to the edge. He looked into the utter darkness and exclaimed "Woah! Hey Jim, how deep do you think this goes??"
Jim saunt...
My friends Mr and Mrs Wong just had a son and asked me if they should name him Dwight - I said Hell No!
because two Wongs don't make a Dwight.
My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise
I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists
dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming
turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets
A man ran out of gasoline and walked to a nearby small oiler town.
Fortunately, there was a gas station. . He couldn’t find a gas canister, so he went down the street knocking on each door to find one.
He knocked on one door.
“Hello, I’ve run out of gas and need a gas can. Can you help me?” The woman said “No, but Jolyne can.”
He knocked on Jo...
At the funeral of Hector Dewey
At the funeral of Hector Dewey, an insanely rich man, hundreds of people showed up, enjoying the cake and everything laid out there, a large number of them pretending to be family.
Hector's second-eldest son, Jeffrey, notices a lot of unfamiliar faces. He goes up his older brother, Dwight, th...
Elton John gets stopped by police
The officers however don’t recognise him, and Elton shows the a picture online.
Officer 1: I’m so sorry sir, we didn’t recognise you
Officer 2: yes but you were doing 55 in a 40 sir elton so, can we see your license?
The next day Elton is locked in a cell, screaming out : I did...
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