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Gomez Jokes

What kind of work does Gomez Addams assign Thing to do around the Addams Manor?

Oh you know, just normal hand jobs.

Why did Selena Gomez dump The Weeknd on a Monday?

She wished The Weeknd was longer.

Gomez was an alcoholic.

As part of his recovery, he decided to become Christian. He went to the local church where he was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is S...

Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house.

Trespassito.

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One of my favorite Bill Maher jokes ...

It's really no surprise that Selena Gomez got back together with Justin Bieber. If her body didn't reject a new kidney, why would it reject an old ?
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