What does a hot pepper do when it’s angry?

It gets jalapeño face.

What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains?

It's a little chilly.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.

The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...

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