What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains?
It's a little chilly.
What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor drops a kosher beef hot dog into a seed-covered bun and tops it with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices, relish, hot peppers, celery salt, and black pepper.
The monk hands over a $100 bill and takes the hot dog. The vendor takes the note and sm...