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Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

If you see a habanero on your doorstep, put a sweater on

...it's a little chili outside

what did the archer ask the pepper?

"do you habanero?"

I thought of this tonight making dinner. I'm sure someone has thought of this before me, but figured I would share anyway.

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Ate some habanero yogurt yesterday

Shit’s on fire yo

Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?

He didn’t habanero

My wife does think my joke is all that funny so let’s see what you guys think

What did the child habanero say to his father? “Dad could we turn up the heat? I’m a little chili”

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Did you hear about the two habanero peppers that had sex?

It was fucking hot.

My Scottish girlfriend said she needed more space.

She wasn’t too thrilled when I surprised her at work with habaneros.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

'Cause they don't Habanero!

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Spice up your sex life.

Habanero infused condoms.

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FREE BEER FOR LIFE!

A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall behind the bartender that reads: "FREE BEER FOR LIFE.. just ask your bartender how." Not paying much attention the guy walks over to the bar and orders a drink. After a half hour or so of having a few beers to himself he decides he's going to ask...

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