Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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Ate some habanero yogurt yesterday

Shit’s on fire yo

My wife does think my joke is all that funny so let’s see what you guys think

What did the child habanero say to his father? “Dad could we turn up the heat? I’m a little chili”

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Did you hear about the two habanero peppers that had sex?

It was fucking hot.

Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?

Because he didn't habanero..

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Spice up your sex life.

Habanero infused condoms.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

'Cause they don't Habanero!

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A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall behind the bartender that reads: "FREE BEER FOR LIFE.. just ask your bartender how." Not paying much attention the guy walks over to the bar and orders a drink. After a half hour or so of having a few beers to himself he decides he's going to ask...

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