Why do bees stay inside their hives all winter?

'swarm.

Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives.

I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.

The beekeeper married one of his hives.

He called it honey.

It’s a little known fact that superstar actor Yul Brynner was a huge Liverpool F.C fan. He also refused to use aftershave as it made his skin come up in hives.....

Yul never wore cologne!

What do you call it when touching iron or copper makes you break out in hives?

A metallurgy

Every time I get greedy and take more than my fair share, I break out in hives.

I must be allergic to selfish.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark Hives.

Centuries upon centuries ago, a group of nuns lived in a secluded convent deep in the woods.

Centuries upon centuries ago, a group of nuns lived in a secluded convent deep in the woods. The convent provided all of their basic needs: cows for milk, sheep for cheese, grain for bread, and even bees for honey. However, one day a deadly plague swept through the land, infecting all of the siste...

What do you get when you’re allergic to honey?

HIVES

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A young woman goes to see her doctor

A young woman goes to see her doctor.

"I hope you can help me out, I've been breaking out in hives lately"

"We'll see what we can do, lets take a look"

The woman pulls her top off and the doctor sees a big rash on her chest, in what looks like the shape of a big letter 'Y'
...

A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer

A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."

The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.

The bu...

You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?

Breaking into hives

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A mailman is working his last day after 20 years of faithful service to a neighborhood.

When he delivers the mail to the first house, the man comes out, hives him some fine cigars and says "So long, I'm really going to miss you."
When he goes to the next house, the woman there comes out and gives him a bottle of fine wine. She too is very sorry to see him go, and tells him she'll mi...

Corny jokes!

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired.


Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

A: It becomes daytrogen.


Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the Ark Hives!


Q: Can February March?

A: No, but Apri...

Apparently I'm allergic to Burt's Bees body wash

Broke out in hives

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives


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Trees are allergic to bees..

..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler)

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