My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph.
She just has chlamydia.
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The cow nsfw
Once upon a time there lived a family and their cow. One morning the mother woke up and saw the cow Laying on the ground dead and she said to herselfā if the cow is dead than I canāt sell here milk and if i canāt sell milk then I canāt feed my family so there is no point in livingā and she hang her...
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What do you call an elf that lives in the ghetto?
A Hood Nymph
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