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Nymph Jokes

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Imagine having with a genuine tree nymph.

That'd be strange. Wooden .

My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph.

She just has chlamydia.

What do you call an elf that lives in the ghetto?

A Hood Nymph
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