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Imagine having sex with a genuine tree nymph.

That'd be strange. Wooden tit.

My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph.

She just has chlamydia.
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The cow nsfw

Once upon a time there lived a family and their cow. One morning the mother woke up and saw the cow Laying on the ground dead and she said to herselfā€œ if the cow is dead than I canā€™t sell here milk and if i canā€™t sell milk then I canā€™t feed my family so there is no point in livingā€ and she hang her...

What do you call an elf that lives in the ghetto?

A Hood Nymph
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