I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees

The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many” I said.

“That one is a freebie”

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What Kind of Bees Make Milk?

Boobies.

Where did Noah keep his bees ?

In the Ark hives.

If a man has 1,000 bees, then you should marry him right away.

Trust me, he's a keeper.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

I've always found spelling bees easy

B E E S. Simple.

Where do bees stay while on vacation?

Air Bee and Bee

What do you call a bodybuilder bee?

A beest

I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees

I think she's a keeper

I recently went to a beekeeper and purchased 7 bees. When I got home, I realized he gave me 8.

Looks like I got a freebie!

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What do you call Queen Bees that won't have sex with the male drone bees?

Les-Bees!

A local beekeeper was selling his bees for 5 dollars each.

"5 dollars for a single bee?! That's ridiculous," I complained.

"Well, if you don't like the price, you can select from that hive over there, those are freebies."

A thousand bees walk into a bar.

A few minutes later, A and C walk in as well.

today I met a girl that claims to work with bees

yeah, she’s definitely a keeper

What do bees and me have in common?

Both of us become suicidal as a defense mechanism

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What were the bees and the donkeys talking about?

None of your bees’n’ass.

Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.

Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was undressing Maria said "Oh Pedro, what is that?" Pedro being very quick thinking said "Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these" and then ...

what do bees use to get to school?

the school buzz

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What kind of bee gives milk instead of honey?

Boobees

Why are bees so good at job interviews?

Because they know all of the buzzzzzzzz-words!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees

Chuck Norris will be 80 in a few hours so post your best Chuck Norris Jokes in the comments!

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo bees!

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try ...

Why do bees hum?

Cos they don’t remember the lyrics.

People have often said that bees making honey sounds cool...

...but honestly, I never understood what all the buzz was about.

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie

her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please.

**waiter:** of course

**me:** it didn’t say it had nuts

**her:** I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe

**me:** that makes sense

**waiter:** and for you?

**me:** steak, no bees, please.

What do you get if you fill a bear with bees?

A Bebabr.

I told my son about the birds and the bees.

He told me about my wife and the butcher.

Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips?

The BP station.

I stopped by my one of my bee keeper friends' farm to buy a dozen bees.

When he counted out thirteen I said "that's too many". He said "that's a free bee".

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What do you call two ghosts dressed up as bees for Halloween???

Boobees....

How do bees keep safe at home during a Corona lockdown?

Stay in a hive!
Stay in a hive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stay in a hiiiiiiiiiiiive....

I went to a beestore to buy bees

The shopkeeper gave me 13 instead of the 12, I requested.

When I asked him what the last one was for.

He told me it was a *freebie*.

Where do fat bees live?

A bee city

I studied bees today

I guess you can call it Bee-ology

Man walks into a pet store & asks the keeper for a pet bee. he says “we don’t sell bees here”. & the man says well you’ve got one in the window

Good clean joke

Did you hear about the beehive bees can’t get out of?

I heard it’s un-bee-leaveable.

I bought a dozen bees for a beehive, but when my order arrived, there was thirteen bees in the box. I called customer service and told them they gave me one bee too many.

The woman on the phone answered:

"Oh, that's just a freebie"

A fancy country club has a severe bee problem on the golf course.

The board of trustees decide to eradicate the bees they need to hire an expert. The bee entomologist is very expensive and the board decides they need to assess each member an additional $100 to their monthly dues for bee eradication.

Weeks after the treatment and it appears the course is b...

My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

My new girlfriend loves bees.

She's a keeper.

Where does a bee work from home?

In an E-hive.


This goes without saying, but this hive has no bees, making it an eehive.

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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:

"Tarzan not know sex!" He replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!"

Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground....

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boo bees.

(Not mine, my friend told me this joke but he doesn’t have Reddit.)

My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees

I think he's a keeper

The birds and the bees

Little Johnny's Pa decided that Johnny had gotten old enough to learn about the birds and the bees. The problem was, he didn't know how to approach the subject.

So, sitting on the back porch one day, he starts to tell Little Johnny what's involved, but he keeps tripping over his own words. F...

What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive?

They throw them a house swarming party!

If you're ever bothered by a swarm of bees, then stand still and stare at them.

Because seeing is believing.

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Scientists have discovered that bees die because of exposure to boobs

They call it die-of-bee-tits

Scientists have discovered a new genus of bees that produce milk instead of honey.

They're called boo-bees

Son: daddy can you tell me about the bird and the bees?

Dad: well bee stands for the male and the bird stands for the female.
When 2 people love each other very much, the bee stings the bird essentially giving his life and the bird gets a pain in the ass

Met a girl who raised bees

She was a keeper.

My friends said she was no good for me. At first I denied it, but I caught her cheating and now I'm a bee-leaver

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