Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch,

Yeti never complains.

What do you call a Yeti Gardener?

A hairy Potter.

2 Yetis meet on a dating app

2 Yetis matched on a dating app one day. One was American, the other European. In spite of American Yeti’s peculiarities and the yawning physical gap between them, they hit it off. Having gone back and forth for a little while, American Yeti asks European Yeti for a picture. European Yeti happily ob...

What happened after the Yeti did sit ups?

He became the abdominal snowman

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Three men run into a yeti...

Three men get stranded in Antarctica. While searching for a place to camp out, they run into a yeti. The yeti says "Each of you bring me a fruit or I'll kill you."

The first man comes back with strawberries and the yeti says "Shove them up your ass." He does so and begins crying.

The s...

What do you call a bodybuilding Yeti?

The abdominal snowman

They say Norio Suzuki died in an avalanche while searching for the yeti.

But think about it for even a little bit, you'll realize this so-called avalanche is really just a massive cover-up.

How do yetis stay regular?

They always know wendigo

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

Big foot, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

After a few drinks, the priest asks Big foot:

“so, are you drunk yet?”

Big foot then replies:

“nope, not yeti.”

Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?

The spag-yeti

Is Bigfoot here yet?

Not Yeti...

Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...

not Yeti.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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3 guys walk into a bar...

3 guys walk into the bar, and soon begin a competition.

The first man says, "I have small arms, I bet I have the smallest arms in the world!"

The second man carries on, "I have tiny feet, I bet I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third man stands up proudly, and announce...

Have cryptozoologists ever proven the existence of a mythical creature?

Not yeti.

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