What's the difference between a Sasquatch and a Yeti?
One lives in a rainy climate and the other, a little cooler.
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What do you call a dressed up yeti at the casino?
A tie bettin' yeti.
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch,
Yeti never complains.
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What happened after the Yeti did sit ups?
He became the abdominal snowman
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They say Norio Suzuki died in an avalanche while searching for the yeti.
But think about it for even a little bit, you'll realize this so-called avalanche is really just a massive cover-up.
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What do you call a Bigfoot shredding guitar in the woods?
Yeti Van Halen
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I tried to convince my friend I saw a snow monster for the second time today
Yeti still didn’t believe me
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2 Yetis meet on a dating app
2 Yetis matched on a dating app one day. One was American, the other European. In spite of American Yeti’s peculiarities and the yawning physical gap between them, they hit it off. Having gone back and forth for a little while, American Yeti asks European Yeti for a picture. European Yeti happily ob...
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When Bigfoot made love to Scarlett Johansson we expected him to brag about it.
Yeti remained humble.
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I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman
Yeti still does
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Is Bigfoot here yet?
Not Yeti...
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Has the Abominable snowman called?
“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me
To which I replied
“Not Yeti”
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Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
not Yeti.
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Have cryptozoologists ever proven the existence of a mythical creature?
Not yeti.
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
3 guys walk into a bar...
3 guys walk into the bar, and soon begin a competition.
The first man says, "I have small arms, I bet I have the smallest arms in the world!"
The second man carries on, "I have tiny feet, I bet I have the smallest feet in the world!"
The third man stands up proudly, and announce...
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