A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.
The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That’s one too many.”
*"No worries. It’s a freebie."*
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?
Oh bee HIVE!
I never thought my love life would make me quit my job at the apiary.
Then I saw her face....
Looking back on 10 years of marriage
Wanted to save this story for one of my favorite subs.
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break the monotonous “first date” vibe of coffee or drinks so we decided to go to a local apiary to help transpla...
I used to be a beekeeper
I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.
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